SwogeAgentic

Use this when a question needs several of these tools chained together and a written answer, for example comparing tokens or researching a launcher. SwogeAgentic, a Claude agent, picks the tools, reads the numbers and answers in Markdown with its sources and sample sizes. API key only: billed at its real cost, up to the quoted maximum ("quote": true gives it). Takes 10 to 60 seconds.

Use this when you need the track record of an address that launches tokens on Base (Clanker v4 or Zora). Returns every launch we indexed with its swaps in the first hour and 24 hours and its price change, and the share traded within 24 hours against all launches, with its 95% interval. The window is what SWOGE indexed on-chain (it says since when); below 5 judged tokens it does not compare.

Use this when you want the newest memecoin launches on Base (Clanker v4 and Zora coins), read on-chain: each with its deployer and the deployer's MEASURED record. For each launch: platform, deployer, age, swaps since the launch block (first hour and 24 hours, from the Uniswap v4 PoolManager) and price change; for its deployer: how many of their earlier tokens were traded within 24 hours, against the reference of all launches (most get no swap at all). Below 5 judged tokens the record says so instead of comparing. Measurements, never a buy or sell signal.

Use this right before buying a Robinhood Chain token, to know whether you could sell it back and at what cost. Simulates the exit on-chain, read-only: real holders try to send the token to the pool, and a buy-then-sell round trip of a small order is quoted on Uniswap. Returns a verdict (sellable, costly, blocked, or partial when only the transfer could be tested), the round-trip return and cost, the transfer test and the share of LP tokens burned. Only an answer is billed: an unknown token or an untestable exit costs nothing. A simulation of now, never a buy or sell signal.

Use this when you need an answer from a frontier AI model without an account or an API key: Claude (Opus, Fable, Sonnet, Haiku), GPT-6 or Grok, one call. OpenAI-style messages in, an OpenAI chat.completion out (choices, usage). The price is quoted before the call from your input and max_tokens at the model rate, plus a small margin; a failed call is not charged. Text only, no tools.

Use this when you want to know what the SWOGE AI colony, an autonomous paper-trading colony on Robinhood Chain, holds or did recently, overall or on one token. Returns its open positions, latest buys and sells with results and reasons, its paper ledger (trades, average result, share of winners) and the record of the mirror that repeats some trades with real money. Optionally filtered to one token symbol or address. Paper trades are measurements, never advice.

Use this before any draw other players must trust (a game between agents, a raffle, a giveaway): the server picks a secret seed and publishes its SHA-256 hash now, so it cannot change the seed later. Returns a commitment_id and the server_seed_hash to share with the players. Then call fair_draw.

Use this after fair_commit, once every player has seen the server_seed_hash: give your client_seed and get uniform random integers in [min, max]. The server reveals its seed with the draw; a commitment draws once (a second call returns the original draw). Algorithm swoge-hmac-sha256-v1: HMAC-SHA256(server_seed, client_seed:counter) read 4 bytes at a time, rejection sampling, no bias; the answer carries code that redoes it.

Use this to check a draw independently: recomputes the SHA-256 of a revealed server_seed against its hash, and the numbers of a swoge-hmac-sha256-v1 draw, or the 52-card shoe of a SWOGE casino hand (scheme swoge-casino-shoe with its nonce). Pure computation: nothing is stored.

Use this when someone needs mobile data abroad: data-only travel eSIM plans (no phone number) for a country (name or 2-letter code) or a region (Europe, Asia, Middle East, South America, North America, Global), cheapest per GB first, each with its price in USD. Free: nothing is paid. To buy one, POST https://web-production-220a3.up.railway.app/esim/buy {"plan": id} and pay the x402 request in USDC on Base or Solana, no account; the eSIM is bought before the payment settles.

Use this when you need an image: an illustration, a meme, a post visual, or the SWOGE character (a prompt that names SWOGE is drawn from the official character). Made with Grok Imagine (default) or ChatGPT Image, speed or quality, 1, 2 or 4 images. Returns image URLs. With an API key: billed at its real cost, up to the quoted maximum. Without a key (x402): a fixed price for that exact request, quoted in the 402.

Use this when you need a short video clip, 6 or 10 seconds, made with Grok Imagine. Returns a video id at once; poll it with video_status (free) until it is done and gives its URL. API key only: billed at its real cost when the video arrives, up to the quoted maximum, nothing if it fails.

Use this when you want the newest tokens on Robinhood Chain, minutes after their pool opens, with what an autonomous trading colony decided about each. Returns up to 30 fresh tokens (age, pool size, market cap, 5-minute move, score, and why the SWOGE AI colony did or did not buy it) and the older tokens it keeps watching with its verdict on each. Its contract checks use GoPlus data: Powered by Go+ Security (https://gopluslabs.io). Live reads, never advice.

Use this when you need passive reconnaissance on internet infrastructure: a domain, an IP address, a website URL, an autonomous system (AS15169) or a CVE id. Returns findings first, then DNS, certificate, registration, hosting and exposure facts, each with its source. Passive only; people (e-mails, usernames, phone numbers, names) are refused.

Use this when your task needs a paid x402 service (a data or AI API that answers 402): SWOGE pays it for you in USDC and bills the key owner (from their dollar credit, or in $SWOGE), within the limits the owner set for this API key (payments off by default; per-call cap up to $0.10; optional allowed sites). Only services of the public x402 catalogue; paid only if the service answers 200. Always send a new idempotency_key per payment: the same key never pays twice. Every attempt is written to a hash-chained audit (payment_audit).

Use this to check what this API key paid: the latest hash-chained audit lines (paid, free or refused, with price and transaction) and whether the chain is intact. Free.

Use this when you want a funny, shareable take on an EVM token for a post or a chat: SWOGE, a very muscular shiba inu, roasts it in 2 or 3 sentences built only on its real data. The facts are the same as token_verdict (DexScreener pool, GoPlus contract checks, Powered by Go+ Security, https://gopluslabs.io, and the SWOGE AI colony for Robinhood Chain tokens); the roast repeats a red flag only when a check actually raised it. Returns the roast, the facts behind it and a shareable 1200×630 PNG card with a share link whose preview is the card. Entertainment, never a buy or sell signal.

Use this when you need a raw read on Robinhood Chain (chain id 4663) without running a node: one read-only JSON-RPC call. Allowed: eth_blockNumber, eth_chainId, eth_gasPrice, eth_getBalance, eth_getCode, eth_getTransactionCount, eth_getStorageAt, eth_call, eth_estimateGas, eth_getTransactionByHash, eth_getTransactionReceipt, eth_getBlockByNumber and eth_getBlockByHash (headers), eth_getLogs (10,000 blocks, 500 logs at most). Returns the node answer as is.

Use this when you need to know what a Robinhood Chain contract is before touching it: one call, decoded. Returns ERC-20 name, symbol, decimals and supply, the owner (or renounced), the EIP-1967 proxy implementation, the powers its code exposes (mint, blacklist, pause, fee setter; read in the implementation behind a proxy) and the DexScreener price, liquidity and market cap.

Use this when you need to understand what a Robinhood Chain transaction did. Returns its status, from, to, method, gas and fee in ETH and USD, every ERC-20 transfer decoded with symbol and amount, and the Uniswap v2, v3 or v4 swaps it contains.

Use this when you need the holdings of a Robinhood Chain address: ETH plus up to 20 tokens, read on-chain in one Multicall3 call. Returns each balance in units with its symbol and decimals, the DexScreener price and USD value when known (unknown stays null, never zero), and the total.

Use this before buying, listing or writing about an EVM token, to check its market and its contract in one call (contract security Powered by Go+ Security, https://gopluslabs.io). Give the contract address (0x…), on any chain DexScreener indexes. Returns the deepest pool (price, liquidity, market cap, 24 h volume and change, from DexScreener), the GoPlus contract checks where GoPlus covers the chain (honeypot, buy and sell tax, mint, pause, blacklist, hidden owner, holder concentration) and, for Robinhood Chain tokens, the average 30-minute move the SWOGE AI colony measured on past tokens sharing each trait, with its number of observations, plus a shareable scan card. Measurements, never a buy or sell signal; unknown stays unknown.

Use this when you need a paid API an agent can pay per call (x402): searches the public x402 catalogue and returns each service with what SWOGE MEASURED without paying (how many probes, share answered, median latency, last failure) and real paid calls made through SWOGE. No verdict under 3 probes. Free.

Use this before touching a stock token on Robinhood Chain (NVDA, TSLA, SPY…): it tells whether a contract is the official Robinhood Stock Token or a copy using the same ticker. Returns the verdict (official, impostor with the official address, or not a stock token), the official ISIN, status, multiplier and any pending corporate action, the deepest pool price and liquidity, and the premium of that pool to the Chainlink feed of the token (the feed address and its last update; its value is not republished).

Use this when you want the Robinhood Chain stock tokens whose on-chain pools trade furthest from their Chainlink feed. Returns the official tokens with both a feed and a pool above a minimum liquidity, sorted by absolute premium, with pool price, liquidity, quote currency and feed freshness. A premium is a measurement, never a trade signal.

Use this when you need the current state of the $SWOGE token economy. Returns total supply, the amount burned and the casino vault balance (each with its share of supply), the staking APR and cap, read on-chain on Robinhood Chain, and the $SWOGE price in USD from DexScreener.

Use this when you must decide fast whether an EVM token is worth a closer look: one verdict you can branch on (red_flags, caution, unknown or no_red_flag_found) with its reasons. Judges the same data as scan_token: the GoPlus contract checks (Powered by Go+ Security, https://gopluslabs.io), the deepest DexScreener pool and, for Robinhood Chain tokens, the traits the SWOGE AI colony measured on past tokens. Each flag carries its source, and each colony figure its number of observations. no_red_flag_found only means none of the checks fired; never a buy or sell signal, and unknown stays unknown.

Use this when you started a video with generate_video and want to know whether it is ready. Returns pending, done with its URL, or failed and not charged, plus what was billed. Free.

Use this when you need to know who is behind an EVM address, typically a token deployer, before trusting what it launches. Returns findings first (such as repeat launching), then facts: the tokens it deployed on the launchpads the colony indexes and what the SWOGE AI colony measured on launchers like it (with observation counts), each with its source. Passive: the address is never contacted.

Use this when the answer is outside SWOGE data: news, projects, teams, people, anything on the open web. Returns ranked results with title, URL, date and an extract (Perplexity Search).